Chuck Norris Facts

Siapa itu Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris adalah seorang martial artis dan pelakon filem pukul-pukul, lawan-lawan pada suatu ketika dahulu. Beliau juga pernah digandingkan dengan Bruce Lee (tapi mestilah kene pukul) dalam sebuah movie fight2.

Disebabkan imej martail artist beliau yang sangat kuat. Terdapat banyak statement lawak yang dikenali senagai Chuck Norris Facts. fakta ini lebih kepada mengajuk betapa hebatnya Chuck Norris dalam berlawan.

Antara 'fakta' itu ialah :

• Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Chuck Norris's beard can cut diamonds.
• The reason no one can find Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
• Chuck Norris can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
• Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
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